Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. : Dill Olive Penderghast You're a slut. Why are you all of a sudden into me now? You can have them when you get taller. Seriously, thanks! We did not have sex. I fake rocked your world! : Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Crushing it! No, no. From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Wooo! Thanks for asking. Olive Penderghast I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Every so often she would have to walk around outside to stretch her muscles from sitting so long. Im adopted! Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. [Cut to game, this year] Filming & Production Mrs. Griffith Olive, Olive, Olive. It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? What is it with you gays? Olive: The rumors are true. Not in high school. bit of an understatement, guvnor! : Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. [pretending to be freaking out] I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Disney World is much more liberal. 20% off of Bath and Body Works. Olive Penderghast Does it only exist in 80's movies? No, he told me the truth. Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb We are officially over! Emma Stone's Easy A Monologue Audition - YouTube Ohhhhh, burn! Olive Penderghast Just so we're clear. Official Sites : Olive Penderghast Right above the Orient. Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. Easy A - Rotten Tomatoes Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. : : High School Student : Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. Olive Penderghast "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. : Marianne Jesus. Mrs. Griffith Olive Penderghast Youre wonderful. I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): Youre being pretty cavalier about this. : 7 Copy quote. He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? No, silly. Olive Penderghast It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. Thank you. What's the rumor mill churning out these days? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight. 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. Rhiannon : all you need to know. Here you go. Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. This is my side, the right one. Brandon : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. Woodchuck Todd : We've had 9 classes together since kindergarten 10 if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't, because you called it science-fiction and refused to go. : : And that would be that. I consider this. Marianne Give it up for the woodchucks! Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please [opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. : : Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. Mrs. Griffith Oh my God! Please tell me the rumors are true! Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter, but isnt that always the way? : Michael P. Catanzarite . Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot. [V.O, about Maryanne's group] Rosemary George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. [after pretending to have sex with Brandon] : : Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. : Brandon : No. : Marianne Olive Penderghast I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? Incorrigible. : : Watch Easy A | Netflix Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. : Monologues from 'Easy A', Written by Bert V. Royal and Directed by Will Gluck Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons Will you listen to me for a second, please? : This is where the magic happens. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. : : What? Oh, happy day, Mama! 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For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast What is with you gays? Olive: Oh my God! Rosemary I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. The illusion is shattered! : Olive Penderghast Chip Right below our feet. Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. Rhiannon : If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. Olive: I didnt mean with me! I mean, out to here. Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. Olive Penderghast : I had a horrible reputation. Olive Penderghast : Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. : Now, bitch. : : Thank you, Mom. Olive: Welcome. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend. Marianne (Amanda Bynes):Because, Olive, its His choice! [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! I'm not proud of this. Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! : I don't want to know anything from you. : That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you Olive Penderghast I like it very much. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. : Yes. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Hate, Mad, World. "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. There is. Marianne Go get your chocolate milk. How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers? Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. But we're a family of late bloomers. [points to the red "A" on her shirt] Woodchuck Todd You get family member of the week every week.
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